National grab dick day

When anyone can grabs anyone’s dick for the day, September 4th!

Pulls up and grabs dick
Hey what the fuc-
It’s national grab dick day

by Snowballsnowbal1000 August 29, 2019

National Dick Pic Day

All guys must send a dick pick to whoever asks for it

Mia: hey john its national dick pic day uk what to do!
John:📸

by MELO-THE-ASS-EATER November 17, 2020

National Dick Grabbing Day

National day on April 13th where all girl\guys can grab dicks at anytime. Good luck ladies. ;)

National Dick Grabbing Day was sick, I got to grab anyone’s dick at anytime;)

by April 13th National Dick Grab May 26, 2018

your dick is now a noodle

A description of the process of your Penis transforming to a Noodle

Skidadle Skidodle, your dick is now a noodle

by Justus Bumm January 26, 2018

damn, she farted on my dick

what you tell your friends after you just got fucking laid

"Dude, I heard you got fucking laid last night" said Leroy "How was it?" Justin responded," Well she was sucking my dick for a while, then we did anal. And when we where doing that i mean, damn, she farted on my dick."

by theleroy27 February 17, 2017

National suck Theo’s dick day

On on May 1st if you see that sexy beast Theo u gotta suck his dick

“Aww shit it’s national suck Theo’s dick day”

“Oh shit there he is”

“Looks like I’m have to suck his dick”

by theothegod April 12, 2019

keep my dick hard

1) to tell someone to fuck off by means of ignoring them, and giving there drama zero attention.

2) to stand firm on your conviction. that your right no matter what anyone else says

todd is begging to come over, but Im gona keep my dick hard. hes not invited.

by Josiah Van Dien May 8, 2010