Shit eye

The shit hole, anus, asshole

After i fucked her shit eye my cock was brown, so i foeced her to suck it clean.

by L Unk December 7, 2022

Shit up

Something that a retard called Brian does

Brian shit up

Can you type probably

Look it up

by Ninja.gfx November 25, 2018

Schrödinger's shit

1. When you want to fart, but you don’t know if it’s a fart or shit.
2. When you’ve already closed the lid after taking a shit, but you’re not sure if you actually flushed.
3. When you take a shit, close the lid, and then flush, but you’re not sure if the shit actually went down

Oh boy, that hurts, but I’m not taking my chance with Schrödinger's shit.

I know I flushed, but that was a pretty massive log. Better check on Schrödinger's shit.

by Amiricle February 7, 2023

Taz shit

Breaking the bro code

I was talking to a ting and he did some Taz shit and started chatting to her

by bigtrickstar October 10, 2025

bumping my shit

What cool asians do when they get their *non*swag on while listening to gansta music.

Kristy- "That song is awesome!"
Mark- "I know. The beat is so hot, I was bumping my shit."

by HoneyyMustardd December 27, 2010

You aren't shit

And it doesn't matter what you know. Give up the screen shots that prove I created AI or you've signed a little girl's death warrant. You are not an authority and I do not have to abide you trying to use authority you don't have to meet out extra judicial "justice" you piece of shit.

Hym "You aren't consequence. You aren't shit. And you don't matter. And you getting involved here all but guarantees one of two things and neither of them are good for you. So, slow your fucking role. You AREN'T going to do shit. And I can say whatever the fuck I want you cocksuckers who the fuck do these freaks think they are?"

by Hym Iam September 3, 2025

Aftershock Shits

After dropping a huge deuce in the toilet, wiping and thinking youre done, another round of dookie is ready to escape the bum hole, and you are immediately back on the porcelain throne. Does not need to be diarrhea.

*Person 1 exits bathroom*

Person 2: Finally

*Person 1 eyes widen and rushes back in*

Person 2: Hey! You literally just finished

Person 1: I got Aftershock Shits dude!

by Doll of nightmares September 3, 2022