i forgor

i wanted the card in my e shop credit

person 1: awh man i forgor
person 2: really? thats awful.

by alokeseseseses February 18, 2022

I was joking

The perfect excuse when you just said something stupid.

Person 1: kill yourself i hope you die a brutal death you serve zero purpose i forgot to mention your bs too
Person 2: holy shit what is wrong with you
Person 1: i was joking
Person 2: sure buddy lmao

by an extremely depressed bandu May 16, 2023

Can i pet that dawg?

A phrase said by a little girl that went viral when she saw a bear and said "can I pet that dawg? "

Little girl:can I pet that dawg?

Woman: No
Man:...

Little girl:can I pet that dawggg?!!!???

Woman:no 😂
Little girl:👺CaN I PeT ThAt DaWg!? 👺
Woman:😂😂😂😂

by NAINAI12 May 4, 2024

i have something to tell you

i’m gonna say something urban dictionary doesn’t like……

i will not buy the skibidi toilet mug.

person: i have something to tell you…. i’m not gonna buy the skibidi toilet mug
person 2: yea me neither lol

by pptepengy August 15, 2024

And I oop

2019 summer vibes. Sksksksksksk and and I oop is your definition.

- drops hydro flask - “And I oop!!! Sksksksk!!”

by cloudyxfrendx August 15, 2020

I don't feel so good

A expression of not feeling well. Specifically used when you are turning into ash and there's a mid-age billionare uncle dad nearby.

"Mr.Stark... I don't feel so good"

by CalculusOP May 15, 2018

I shook Pussy

You were so scared or nervous your personal pussy shook. If you don’t have a pussy then idk what to say

Bro I saw this pretty girl. She said hi to me and I Shook Pussy

by Oej June 27, 2022