If I Wouldn't Have Made The First Billion Dollar R Rated Movie

He would have just kept doing what he was doing for the rest of his life.

Hym "If I Wouldn't Have Made The First Billion Dollar R Rated Movie... If they would have left me alone... If the AI didn't work... If I hadn't said..."

by Hym Iam June 12, 2025

I see how the tables fold

A sarcastic way of saying “I see how it is” — usually after realising someone’s true priorities, loyalty, or intentions.

“Ohh okay.. I see how the tables fold😐”

by Rahhhh.her June 12, 2025

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by GetThemOutOfYOurLife June 12, 2025

I ate doorknob

When you did awful but attempted to be positive about it while being toxic towards yourself at the same time

I ate doorknob last night

by Mupmup2424 July 2, 2023

It’s not like I like you!

A phrase that most tsunderes use

Guy: Hey you’re cute I like you do you feel the same?
Tsundere: H-Hey! It’s not like I like you!

by Rosie_Kitty July 2, 2023

I Can’t Drive 55

One foot on the brake and one on the gas, hey!
Well, there's too much traffic, I can't pass, no!
So I tried my best illegal move
Well, baby, black and white come and touched my groove again!

Gonna write me up a 125
Post my face wanted dead or alive
Take my license, all that jive
I can't drive 55! Oh No!

Uh!
So I signed my name on number 24, hey!
Yeah the judge said, "Boy, just one more...
We're gonna throw your ass in the city joint"

Looked me in the eye, said, "You get my point?"
I said Yea!, Oh yea!
Write me up a 125
Post my face wanted dead or alive

Take my license, all that jive
I can't drive 55!
Oh, yea!

I can't drive 55!
I can't drive 55!
I can't drive 55!
I can't drive 55!
Uh!

When I drive that slow, you know it's hard to steer.
And I can't get get my care out of second gear.
What used to take two hours now takes all day. Huh!
It took me 16 hours to get to L.A.

Gonna write me up a 125
Post my face wanted dead or alive
Take my license, all that jive
I Can’t Drive 55!
No, no no,

I can't drive...
(I can't drive 55!)
I can't drive...
(I can't drive 55!)
I can't drive 55!

by Death Menace July 3, 2023

I have dead and co

Excuse to use when you need to get out of a prior commitment when you don’t want to say that you do not want to attend.

I can’t come to your pool party, I have dead and co.

by Cubix84 July 4, 2023