I will shit yourself

To shit in the garments of another human being, usually while they're wearing them.

Guy 1: And that's checkmate! Good game!
Guy 2: I will shit yourself.
Guy 1: ...what?

by keyboard8 August 19, 2024

dumb as shit

The person reading this.

You're dumb as shit.

by toeney January 21, 2020

Shit

When you poop.

“Oh shit I pooped and the bathroom broke”
“Yeah we saw it in the downstairs floor”

by Angiepatangie November 4, 2020

noodly shit

A pasta dish made of various noodles, coated in a bland sauce of unknown origin.

May or may not contain other bits of sundry vegetables, cheese or mystery meat.

Best served drizzled with a tomato coulis (ketchup/catsup/tomato sauce)

A staple in many homes it can be made from scratch, or a commercial mix. See hamburger helper

I would just love me some of that noodly shit for dinner!

by Aqua~mom May 24, 2017

Shit lips

Someone who talk about shit or just talks rudely.

Erica: yo why does your hair look so nasty today.

Jessica: shut up shit lips

by Jewish was a nazi August 22, 2019

Shit Faced

When shit gets thrown into your face.
haha just kidding it's when you get drunk as hell...

"She was totally Shit Faced last night"

by Pedobear :) December 12, 2012

Shit

Abbreviation for Sub-Humanoid Impune Troll
Definition: a nasty type of person who values toxic social traits while claiming that they are being oppressed by not being allowed to oppress others

Social media got the shits when Greta Thunberg knocked Andrew Tate out on Twitter

by FamousUsurperofPower January 2, 2023