a commonly used word meaning "laughing out loud" some people use this term way too much and should stop or be shot.
by comacomacameleon May 8, 2015
Get the lolmug. later that night, she was running down a dark alley. I couldn’t help but chase her with the knife i had stole from my grandma. I noticed that she started to run faster. and constantly looked back. I took this as a sign of her telling me to keep up, I liked her a lot so i thought this wouldve been my chance to smash. She started getting faster, I found it hard to keep up. I noticed that she was screaming “HELP!” “HELP!” “THERES A WHITE MAN WITH A KNIFE CHASING ME!”.
I got scared because that man must’ve been chasing me aswell. So I ran faster and faster.
I got scared because that man must’ve been chasing me aswell. So I ran faster and faster.
by gayracoonfromgrovestreet January 8, 2022
Get the lolmug. Something I say when my friend says something they think is funny, but it really isn't, and I don't wanna be rude. So I just say that.
by Your Damn Mother December 12, 2019
Get the Hashtag Lolmug. by jhhfyhgb October 25, 2020
Get the tyson lolmug. Kay... if you're reading this definition, you're probably a grandma/pa who just bought an iPhone 3 for 20 dollars from a 'sweet lad' on the fucking black market, trying to learn the 'lingo' to impress your 7 year old grandchild. If that, is in fact, you, well, LOL stands for 'lots of leopards'.
Grandma (texting): *sends pic of leopards being poached*
Grandson: Wtf grandma? That's fricking depressing!
Grandma: I know, LOL! They're getting grilled!
Grandson: Grandma, what the fuck. That isn't funny, and also I don't want to eat a fucking leopard!
Grandma: Oops, autocorrect turned 'killed' to 'grilled'. And of course it's not funny!
Grandson: Oh, autocorrect. Damn. Anyway, grandma, do you know what 'lol' means?
Grandma: Lots of leopards.
Grandson: What the fu- No! It means 'laughing out loud'! Who told you it meant that?
Grandma: Urban dictionary...
Grandson: WHY ARE YOU TRUSTING URBAN DICTIONARY!?
Grandma: Well, fuck. I have to go now, bye.
Grandson: Haha, funny autocorrect gran
Grandma: What?
Grandson: Um, it says 'fuck', wasn't that autocorrect?
Grandma: Oh, no honey, that wasn't autocorrect.
Grandson has changed your contact to 'COOLEST FUCKING OLD WOMAN EVER LIKE OMFG'
Grandson: Wtf grandma? That's fricking depressing!
Grandma: I know, LOL! They're getting grilled!
Grandson: Grandma, what the fuck. That isn't funny, and also I don't want to eat a fucking leopard!
Grandma: Oops, autocorrect turned 'killed' to 'grilled'. And of course it's not funny!
Grandson: Oh, autocorrect. Damn. Anyway, grandma, do you know what 'lol' means?
Grandma: Lots of leopards.
Grandson: What the fu- No! It means 'laughing out loud'! Who told you it meant that?
Grandma: Urban dictionary...
Grandson: WHY ARE YOU TRUSTING URBAN DICTIONARY!?
Grandma: Well, fuck. I have to go now, bye.
Grandson: Haha, funny autocorrect gran
Grandma: What?
Grandson: Um, it says 'fuck', wasn't that autocorrect?
Grandma: Oh, no honey, that wasn't autocorrect.
Grandson has changed your contact to 'COOLEST FUCKING OLD WOMAN EVER LIKE OMFG'
by RakesAreFrickinBeautiful September 10, 2020
Get the LOLmug. Total reject that looks like she got ran over and through by a semi truck or two. Nothing can help this sad reject even Satan can't stand her. She looks like a toad and makes babies cry. Ouch.
The kids at the daycare all began to cry as soon as the 'emo queen lol xd' came in the room.
Alex was talking to his mistress Candice and asked her, why did I marry this ugly 'emo queen lol xd'? I love you more Candice. For my dick can fit in your mouth better! Can-dice- dic fit in your mom too?
Alex was talking to his mistress Candice and asked her, why did I marry this ugly 'emo queen lol xd'? I love you more Candice. For my dick can fit in your mouth better! Can-dice- dic fit in your mom too?
by DaddiesCandi82 July 15, 2023
Get the emo queen lol xdmug. 