time out

a punishment used by white people when a child misbehaves, in which the child is temporarily forced to remain silent in a single spot. This method is usually ineffective, as opposed to the method used by black people who simply beat the child.

white man- "I HAVE IT. EVERYBODY GETS A TIME OUT!"

black man- "SHUT THE FUCK UP NIGGA BEFORE I BEAT YOUR MONKEY ASS!"

by ryan fuckin bryant June 23, 2008

lap time

A pun on 'nap time', except with one person catching Z's with their head in another person's lap.

Usually happens when watching a movie or somesuch and the relationship is comfortable/intimate enough to allow for the tired one to fall asleep in the other person's lap.

"I can barely concentrate on this flick anymore and I'm dead tired to boot. It's lap time."

by pewbz October 14, 2011

H Time

The phenomenon of H Time (completed by the one they call H) is the display of complete and pure talent in a given field.

It's H Time!

Lookout boys, it's H Time

by Ramjeetcentral April 30, 2011

time peice

a watch full of bling

Damn! Twista got a tight ass time peice!

by Too Tall June 29, 2008

Bob time

The time (twice a day) that a clock reads 8:08.

Frank: Hey shorty, what time is it?

Melissa: It's BOB time.

Frank: Oooooh, I love it when you talk dirty to me! (pulls down pants from sitting position)

Melissa: pardon? What are you doing?

Frank: you just said it's bob time, right?

Melissa: yeah. It's Eight-Oh-Eight. So put it back in your pants!

Frank: I THOUGHT that sounded too good to be true.......

by Mikerack March 14, 2010

disco time

Slang for having sex, as in short version of "take a ride on my disco stick".

My friend texted me last night at almost 3am. I love those late-night requests for disco time.

by Mach3 October 8, 2009

time machine

a car which is older, or anything vehicular that would be otherwise called a classic;

Victor: Hey Brian nice car, what is that?
Brian: Oh that's my Cadillac
Victor: Oh, nice time machine

by Vbomb September 25, 2010