Matthew Carvalho is the most attractive guy you will ever meet. He is charming, very nice and downright comical. He can get on your nerves sometimes, but he is the best guy in the whole entire world. He doesn't get angry a lot, but when he does get angry he whoops ass.
Matthew Carvalho once brought a knife to a gun fight, just to even the odds. He can speak English in Portuguese. He can kill two stones with one bird. Sharks have a week dedicated to him. He’s the only pork chop a vegan will put in their mouth. He once beat Chuck Norris in arm wrestling, with both arms tied behind his back.
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This day is on the 4th of December and you have to pay any one named Mathew/Matthew/mat/Matt $2 while passing them. You also have to bow to them.
by Other Ethan March 22, 2022
A "Matthew Hope" is an asshole who constantly starts drama and destroys things. This hopeless asshole destroys nearly everything he touches from machining equipment to the fabric of the universe itself.
by PeePeePooPooAhh November 09, 2020
Is a wanker and wanks everyday. he can't cum at all. he has never had a girlfriend before and has a 2 micrometer penis. you should never have Matthew Taylor as a boyfriend he will just wank off all day
by THE REAL JEFF BEZOS March 07, 2022