hose goat

Usually refers to a borzoi, but can be used for any long nosed dog (silken wolfhound, etc.).

Person 1: Bro, is that a cryptid?
Person 2: No, that's just my pet hose goat.

by d0gl0g February 20, 2025

that goat just ate my shit

that goat just ate my shit, its not great the goat will never lose the disgusting breath

oh damn, that goat just ate my shit, oh god the breath.

by joe mamas hairy balls August 2, 2022

The goat

Swag's mom

Swag's mom is The goat

by omega0926 March 22, 2021

Rusty Goat

An imitation of a goat that hasn't been used in a long time.

Selvis says he has a rusty goat.

by The ABM March 13, 2024

Goatness

Great at 8ball

Your pure goatness

by An onomatopoeia May 31, 2018

Goat milking

When a guy gets jacked off, by another party, from behind between his legs.

I caught mom goat milking dad this morning....

by ChummBear July 31, 2021

Goat

A sheep, but skinnier and with longer horns

Is that a mountain goat?

by JoHcH September 13, 2022