Friction fruit are the fruity bumps and residual fruit cause by fucking someone
through a hole in edible panties. Friction fruit can be enjoyed by the receiving partner as friction bumps or a tasty treat. The overall species is native to North America but very depending on which flavor you choose.
through a hole in edible panties. Friction fruit can be enjoyed by the receiving partner as friction bumps or a tasty treat. The overall species is native to North America but very depending on which flavor you choose.
Aye Brooke! Do you want me the peel the friction fruit now?
Brooke: Nah, let's let em ripen a little bit and I'll eat them off the vine when you're done.
Me: You better save me one baby.
Brooke: Nah, let's let em ripen a little bit and I'll eat them off the vine when you're done.
Me: You better save me one baby.
by Frictionfruit September 14, 2021

by [Insert_NameHere] April 22, 2023

This restraunt would be a lot better if not for all these damn COOTER FRUITS running around screaming.
by Merkin Marauder June 1, 2021

When a little blonde girl dresses up like a Kiwi and dances around for entertainment purposes.
May or may not have sexual overtones..
May or may not have sexual overtones..
by Zolton72 June 9, 2022

Dude, I went to that new bar called "Rough Riders" cause I thought it was a western bar and I like line dancing, but it was a gay bar. It was a total Fruit Cocktail.
by Titan2014 November 3, 2016

When an opinion is that useless, and even hamful rather than giving any good advice.
(Made probably by me)
(Made probably by me)
Person A: "I think you should see a doctor."
Person B: "That idea is as the rotten fruit. I already went to see a doctor a few times!"
Person B: "That idea is as the rotten fruit. I already went to see a doctor a few times!"
by Naxiye [2] September 11, 2025

Used to partially restore friendship with a C2. Although not as strong as granola bars (usually doesn't allow you to start a friendship), fruit-snacks are still a great thing to have on hand when dealing with C2s.
by THE REAL MAYO MAN April 9, 2021
