Brandon

A boy with a great personality. He knows how to make everyone laugh and lights up any room he walks into. He loves gaming and may appear a little shy, but once you get to know him he is super talkative and such a fun person. He loves kpop and sometimes won’t admit it, but deep down he is a twice stan. Girls have Brandon on the back of their minds, thinking of his cute face. His girlfriend is so lucky to have him, because he will love and protect her no matter what.
Brandon is such a cool guy! I’m so lucky to be his friend.
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A short soccer player. He wants to know all the tea and won't stop annoying you till he knows. The opposite of sexy. Thinks he is good at everything.(but his siblings are cute)
"Brandon is soooooo short and annoying"
by kitkat601 March 05, 2020
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The Domestic Overachiever

If there was a competition for "Most Household Tasks Completed Without Asking For Help," the Brandon would win it every year and somehow still complain about not getting a trophy. Their laundry folding skills are borderline magical, and their ability to sweep an entire house without breaking a sweat is legendary. Any attempt to take over a chore will be met with dramatic protests and a side-eye that says, “Really? You think you can do it better?”
They will often remind you that they have done everything for the past 5 hours, 10 minutes, and 34 seconds.
Brandon vacuumed the entire house, dusted the ceiling fans, and put together a new IKEA shelf, all while I was sitting on the couch watching Netflix. He's basically the human version of a Swiss Army knife.
by Princesscait98 January 05, 2025
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Back slapping man hoe, only cares about himself. Over dramatic and really fucking cute.
Marsha: He broke my heart
Cienna: He must be a fucking Brandon ☹️
by Random123User10 October 16, 2019
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He is a very random boi, he often laughs like a maniac and likes to type in caps all the type and annoying the shit out of his bestfriend/ friends. He also likes to make fun of people’s crushes
Person 1: yo did you see Brandon at the party last night

Person 2: yeah he was just screaming at everyone and laughing like a maniac..
by Eevee164 August 28, 2020
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A man with a very large penis who is good at soccer
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Brandon The best Real Estate Agent that has ever lived. He is the person that your will sell your home with, even if you don’t own a home yet, you will. For top dollar.
Wow. It’s Brandon!
by Eyitsbro November 23, 2021
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