Your average teenager with balls the size of bowling balls with a penis the size of a 60 inch flat screen tv and is extremely attractive and very funny
by Christopher846373 April 28, 2022
Get the Brandonmug. A little rat.
by The little Bat July 15, 2022
Get the Brandonmug. Brandon is a guy that when you look into his eyes, the world around you stops. His beautiful smile will brighten up even your darkest day, and you love him for that. You feel like he's the perfect one for you, and that you've won the lottery. But, you're also confused on what he feels. Does he reciprocate the feelings? Is he just saying things to make me feel better? Brandon calls you beautiful, and might even be the first person to genuinely tell you this. You stay up thinking about him, and what could possibly be. He always shows a smile, no matter how hard his life is, and you look up to that. You feel like you want to just take him out on his day off from work, and help him relax more.
Brandon is a hard worker, and is very good at his job. He helps is clients and customers with the utmost care and respect, and never is sour to them. Sometimes you feel that he might work too hard, and maybe that's true, but try and ask him about his day (:
Brandon is a hard worker, and is very good at his job. He helps is clients and customers with the utmost care and respect, and never is sour to them. Sometimes you feel that he might work too hard, and maybe that's true, but try and ask him about his day (:
by blueberryblu November 21, 2023
Get the Brandonmug. Brandon is someone who moves from St. Petersburg Fl to Nc and is the most handsomest man you will ever meet . Once you fall in love with him you can never let him go because he is one of a kind . He does so much for everyone, is funny, family oriented, sweet and caring, charming, strong, protective, smart and just sooo much more . He loves the gym and wrestling and is just so strong . He will always be there for you when you need him and the best person in the world . He deserves EVERYTHING he has ever wanted or desired and deserves so so much . And he will marry me one day just watch heheheeeee K+B forever also quick lil shoutout to Brenda and Kyleeeee !!! and thank u for protecting me from my crazy cousinssss love u poopie butttttt
by brandonsfuturewifey March 30, 2024
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Get the Brandonmug. by kilyurmom420 February 16, 2020
Get the brandonmug. Just a massive cock. I haven’t been able to walk in 17 years since being graced by his enourmous shaft and I would do it again.
He cooka da pizza pie
He cooka da pizza pie
by Jkey November 8, 2022
Get the Brandon Isabellamug.