tend to the taco

1. to go to the bathroom to pee
2. sexual gratification via vagina from either the owner of vagina or other

1. "hey i gotta tend to the taco one sec" *goes to bathroom*
2. "I'm sure Blake tends to Riley's taco seeing as the are with each other every second of the day."

by stressedisdessertbackwards April 5, 2017

Loaded Taco

When you shit, cum, piss and fart all in the same time

Guy 1- Man, my girl gave me loaded taco
Guy 2- the fuck?

by Smeemmachine May 9, 2022

glossy taco

A term from simply nailogical

Now I'm gonna put a glossy taco to finish my nails

by Menchie the cat July 22, 2017

planet taco

DRYL slut and Locos bitch.

That Planet Taco, such a slut. Spread his legs like margerine last night.

by Alpha4ndy January 17, 2017

Spinach on a taco

Ruins the point of a taco

I got spinach on a taco

by Rapterdragon83 November 25, 2019

flattened taco

A flattened taco is a pizza.

But instead of saying pizza you try to say taco because tacos are clearly superior to pizzas.

Yo man, those pineapplea do not belong on flattened tacos

by Jaaaan101 April 7, 2019

glossy taco

a wonderful term made by Simply Nailogical (cristine no h) to refer to a "glossy top coat", which is something nail artists use to seal off nail polish and give it a *glossy* finish.

cristine- wow, this -glossy taco- makes HOLO look so good!!
ben- i do not understand the words you use

by cicelystarr August 14, 2017