Princess Sag

An overwhelmingly obese woman whose body is drooping over itself, to such a point that it becomes almost impossible to wash correctly. Typically, a driver of 5 door vehicles, such as a kia soul. Their attitude is very snobby and stuck up. They tend to have a very repulsive odor about them.

I had an interesting time at the McDonald’s. A Princess Sag took forever to order her food and was very mean to the cashier.

by Lizzy Borden yo! October 2, 2024

I save the Princess I stomp on the Goomba

A direct quote from 'Mario evades the IRS' by Solid jj. References Mario, as well as tropes of various games in the Super Mario franchise (i.e rescuing Princess Peach from kidnappings, or jumping on Goombas to clear platforming challenges). Commonly used to refer to the simplicity of Mario as a concept, by implying the character exists simply to regularly fulfill these two tasks.

Mario's purpose is essentially "I save the Princess I stomp on the Goomba."

by LJorSomething November 16, 2024

Passenger princess

Someone who just sits in the passenger seat of a car and looks pretty while their cute partner drives

"You never drive, you're such a passenger princess"

by arylyra December 3, 2024

princess diana in the hood

Someone who steals from stores and gives to ppl in the hood

a: why do you steal

b: they call me princess diana in the hood

by lodeddiper29 December 25, 2024

Garage princess

A car that is being taken care of excessively well.

Man, Jeb just got his old garage princess detailed again. He spends way too much on that old jalopy.

by Neren December 27, 2024

Peroxide Princess

A line in a Fall Out Boy song (though definitely used elsewhere before that), referring to a woman with bleached hair. That's it.

Tempest in a teacup, get unique
Peroxide princess shine like shark teeth
- random lyrics from Headfirst Slide into Cooperstown on a Bad Bet by FOB

by peroxxideprincess January 2, 2025

Princess chocolates

Euphemism

1. A term used to affectionately describe a cute girl’s defecations, specifically ones that are small and round, preferably with no bits of corn in them.

“Ew… I still got bits of her princess chocolates stuck in my teeth from last night.”

by Asriel___LOVER June 15, 2025