nut junkie

One who cannot get his/her fill of semen.

Man, that hooker was such a nut junkie that she gave a free round of blow jobs to everyone at the party!

by amos quito April 29, 2005

Arse nuts

The small lumps of faeces and unidentifiable matter that become entagled in ones anal beard or arse hair.

"Holy Crap! I'm festooned with arse nuts!"

by Gav and the meat-cleavers December 5, 2003

Nut package

The selection of nuts given on a passenger flight.

"Airbus flights have the best Nut packages." or "I love there Nut package." or "This Nut package tasts good"

by Jason January 20, 2005

joe nuts

joe nuts is a racist term used to identify sussy impostors

person 1: "joe"
person 2: "joe who?"
person 1: "joe nuts"

by joesususynus July 7, 2021

Flex nuts

Awesome, cool, rad

Horses flex nuts

by Luke DozMeth.edu October 24, 2018

Ghost Nut

Verb: When a man fakes an ejaculation so that he can stop having sex with a girl who cannot make him cum, or if he is too drunk. Hence the word "ghost", because the cum is no where to be found.

Dude,, that ish was so nasty, I just ghost nutt'd and bounced!

by JEstrada January 28, 2007

A Lot of Nuts

One Pound.

I'd like a pound of nuts please.

Thats a lot of nuts!

by D. Perdsie August 1, 2006