vulk master swag

Whenver something is done wrong

Sarah Palin went vulk master swag on her vice president campaign

by Justin Nako September 24, 2011

Pokémon Master Challenge

You must yell out as many Pokemon as you can name during sex, but if you say the same one twice you have to pull out and repeat the phrase: “I wanna be the very best, like no one ever was” 3 times before continuing.

I think I got to 70 last night in my Pokémon Master Challenge before I came, but tonight I’m going through the Unova and Kanto region for sure.

by Spoodge McDuck December 29, 2020

funk master fresh

A brand of vaginal douche.

"My twat reeks something fierce, I need to go buy some Funk Master Fresh!"

by Kansas Jayhawker August 15, 2016

master quicky bate

Needs to cum but no partner so masterbate the quickest possible because you're running late for work

Tommy the peeping tom did master quicky bates before he get caught peeping at Grandma's room window

by Jemburat November 3, 2017

Jizz Master Jay

An overly excited male who feels very strong emotions towards a piece of stimuli.

*One of your alternative genre tracks come on in the club*

Guy 1: 'This is my fucking jam!'

Guy 2: 'What even is this!?'

Guy 1: 'OMG jizz!'

Guy 2: 'Ok, Jizz Master Jay...'

by Corbusier December 22, 2014

Jasmine Masters

a flats smelling drag queen who got famous for saying the phrase and i oops

Eww Jasmine Masters really like smelling flats ?

by stinkyflats69 November 22, 2019

International Money Master

a thinly veiled reference to Jews. Popular in conspiracy theory circles. See Alex Jones and www.prisonplanet.com

The "International Money Masters" are behind the decline in the world economy.

by moonminer March 27, 2009