woody hood winked

When your woody hoody fails and your girl gets pregnant.

We never thought that would happen to us, but sure enough, we got woody hood winked.

by Beaks86 February 26, 2017

hood richard

Nigga that thinks they ghetto but is mark ass trick

Dude the nigga Carlton ain't no thug he a hood Richard

by MarkyMark & the funky bunch June 14, 2016

hood flies

A person that is a total scank or douche, who swarms around a person who is attractive and intelligent... And may actually get them.

Example 1:

Woman: I went to a party and got trampled by a bunch of hood flies.

Example 2:

Dumb Man: look at that girl over there. She looks like fun.

Smart Man: Don't do it bro. She's a total hood fly.

by Lonely lisa June 10, 2016

Slam the Hood

(A mechanic phrase) to give up on a project or stop troubleshooting a car.

"This is ridiculous! I'm feel like i'm going to slam the hood."

by BrianMcFight May 9, 2016

hood zombie

A person or persons who stand on corners and/or pace the streets slanging drugs an talking on cell phones.. Hood Zombie

Hood zombies standing everywhere selling dope. Hood zombies on the corner selling weed. Hey I think that Hood zombie has what I need ..

by ack78 September 21, 2016

hood worthy

A girl that is attractive enough that a big husky man would take the time to lay on her hood so she can drive her car out of the ditch.

Bryan: Man, look at that hot chick. She sure knows how to wear a pair of yoga pants!!
Matt: Yeah, she is for sure hood worthy!

by Jgum89 September 7, 2016

Little Brown Riding Hood

Taking a shit in a ladies hooded gown then tying the hood to her head via the pull cords and feltching her face until climax

"I'm about to get me a little brown riding hood"

by T0mmyKn1fe August 19, 2016