stream sniping, hair pulling, mind crushing, world bombing, metal breaking freakout

When Jake Paul makes a new video.

You: watching Youtube

You: ANOTHER JAKE PAUL!! I GON HAVE A stream sniping, hair pulling, mind crushing, world bombing, metal breaking freakout!!@@#!@!#

by 243wrthjewirnjwebtr3j,tr3wr May 1, 2019

October 17 national tell bo Harvey who ur crush is day

Tell bo Harvey who ur crush is but he promises he won’t tell anyone

Bo: its national tell bo Harvey who ur crush is day
Grace: aww man oh well I’ll do it anyway

October 17 national tell bo Harvey who ur crush is day

by Bo hwhwhehe October 16, 2019

If you ask out your crush after winter break they do not have to say yes because everyone has a choice and you are an ignorant piece of shit

To whom ever made the rule that you have to say yes , this was made specifically made for you

If you ask out your crush after winter break they do not have to say yes because everyone has a choice and you are an ignorant piece of shit Because we are allowed to say no

by Not on your hoe shit December 22, 2019

Crush

Someone who you can't keep your mind. Someone (typically) that you know and see often (could also be a celebrity though). You find yourself wondering if they are thinking about you as well and whenever you get a massive you hope it's them, you just want any excuse to talk to them

Me: I hate having a crush on him, he just wants to be friends!!!

by Yolo_motherfuckers June 11, 2022

Gentleman's Crush

When an older man is infatuated with a younger, more attractive woman who (for a variety of age-related reasons) will Never consummate the relationship, but, when together, treats her as if she were a girlfriend.

"Look, there's Dieter and Jane!"

"They look pretty cozy in that corner..."
"Oh, they Are, alright. But, he's just got a Gentleman's Crush on her, so it can't be that deep..."

by MeO'MyOh! August 13, 2022

Orange Crush

Shoving a lightbulb in your own or another persons asshole and making it shatter.

"I've been trying new stuff in bed"
"What have you been trying"
"Orange Crush"

by biggs0720 May 18, 2025

Hug your crush day

Go up and ask for a hug

Hug your crush day

Me:Can I have a hug?

Crush:Why?

Me:Bc it’s April 1

by Adorable_Attitude March 31, 2022