Water Fu

The modern martial art of slow motion fighting under water in a pool, lake or the ocean... Typically exemplified in powerless kicks & punches. However, a master in Water Fu may temporarily blind someone with a splash and possibly deliver a well aimed croch shot that often results in a floating, lifeless carcass.

Take it easy bruh, else I'm gonna break out my black belt in Water Fu and non-ceremoniously kick your swimmer ass.

by spflex57 November 30, 2019

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Water Dominated

Strongly suggesting in a kinky, somewhat physical way that someone else remain hydrated.

Get on the floor, it’s time to be water dominated.

by blainedop June 28, 2019

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Watered dog

The feeling of being ill, under the weather or feeling down. Either accompanied by lack of motivation or a feeling of emptiness.

I woke up today feeling like watered dog

by Gustaf James de horny August 5, 2021

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Water pockets

Basically it's someone who always has really sweaty hands.

Example 1:
*Guy 1 has water pockets*

Guy 1: Nice to meet you!
*They shake*

Guy 2: Eww water pockets

Example 2:
Jerry is at Jed's house and they're playing Xbox. Jed hands Jerry the controller and its all sweaty and slippery. Jerry now knows that Jed has Water pockets.

by BrooBee C.J February 16, 2013

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