steal ur bf's jacket day

this is the day where you can steal all your bf's jackets & smell them no matter what. enjoy ladies :)

omg did you hear it's steal ur bf's jacket day today (March 27?)
Every girl: OMGG where's my bf?!

by crzygirll April 12, 2018

ur grandma looks hot on a ventilator

you see it’s facts ur grandma looks extra hot on that ventilator but yk what’s hotter ur grandpa in a speedo

you-“is ur grandma hot?”
idk-“no do you think she looks hot or something?”
you-“ur grandma looks hot on a ventilator but yk what’s hotter ur grandpa in a speedo”

by Marshila from 9/11 December 8, 2021

Ur mum suck pussy lol

A comeback when someone tells u ur dad is a lesbian lol

Jared: Ur mum gay lol
Alex: Ur dad lesbian lol
Jared: Ur mum suck pussy lol

by UrMuMgAyL0L May 10, 2018

ur mom eats wired batteries

A word to use as a comeback in awkward scenarios or whenever you want!

Hey, what are you eating for lunch? "Ur mom eats wired batteries."

by hotties 2.0 fan account January 14, 2022

Ur uncle nick has no dick

The best come back

You:ur mom gay
Me an intellectual:Ur uncle nick has no dick

by Mr.sofcok May 21, 2018

ur mom ultra big gay

When ur mom big gay is said to you before you can say it

You: "ur mom gay"
Joe: " ur mom big gay"
You *inhales*: "ur mom ultra big gay"

by Memes247 May 21, 2018

Ur grandpappy do meat slappy

The worst roast you could ever give. It's even worse than Ur Mom Gay and Ur Dad lesbian and even worse than Ur granny tranny. It will end everyone you say it too.

Person 1: Ur Mom Gay
Person 2: Ur Dad Lesbian
Person 1: Ur Granny Tranny
Person 2: Oh Yeah! Well Ur grandpappy do meat slappy

by iThinkItsFate March 13, 2018