Fat Fatone

Originating from Joey Fatone of N SYNC, the most irrelevant person in a group of people, often a boy band.

"Zayn is the Fat Fatone of one direction"

by sparkedpancakes November 27, 2012

fat ass

being fat.

Quirky's a fat ass and he dogs the boys

by 5tavz December 14, 2017

fat santa

attention seeking chubby child that mistakes CM's for inches, has serious issues with the truth and anyone dressed as Father Christmas, due to an unfortunate Jimmy Saville esq incident with Santa as a child

Fat santas are so boooring

by Baedit February 4, 2016

Fat abes

A person who wears a beard with no mustache like the amish and is heavy and or obese in stature . Much like a beard president abe lincoln wore

My coworker recently shaved his mustache and kept his beard giving him the appearence of a heavy set abe lincoln or a fat abes

by fire brick 2010 August 4, 2011

Fat-slap

The act of offering one's seat on public transport (most commonly the Subway) to a lady who appears to be pregnant but who is, as it turns out, just a bit fat.

John: Excuse me ma'am I see you are with child may I offer you my seat?

Natasha: What, bitch? Are you fat-slapping me!? I'm gonna beat yo' sorry ass!

John: Fuck off.

by J-Sox August 2, 2009

Fat Smoke

When you got some good weed or alot of weed, youre gunna have a Fat smoke.

Me: Ay, my Nan gave me £40!
Tom: We gunna have a Fat smoke!
Me: Fo sho!

by Taska Babee February 18, 2009

fat blanchard

A situation in which someone finds themself trapped on the toilet next to an empty toilet paper roll.

"Honey, I seem to be experiencing a fat blanchard, could you bring me some toilet paper?"

by Dual K October 23, 2006