dark-emo-angel

A dumb, whiney emo bitch who just proved all our points about emo. (mostly negative)

me: "emos are dumb teenagers who think their life was horrible, and whine about how they are not understood."

dark-emo-angel: "people who are like that, should just be shot on the spot, coz they dont understand what it is to be emo."

by Ass Kicker of Emo December 9, 2008

Allen's Rule of Light and Dark

when you are in a room inside a house with the lights on, one cannot see outside however those outside can see in.

-Night is the perfect time to stalk people inside their homes for Allen's Rule of Light and Dark allows you to see in, and they not be able to see you
- Allen's Rule of Light and Dark sucks because i cannot see if anyone is looking at me from outside. I must turn the lights off to see outside

by herman cain2012 October 13, 2011

Dark Souls Boss Music

Dark Souls Boss Music- Its the song that plays when something sudden happens or if something when from zero to 1000 real fucking quick

Steve: hey hector did you study for the test

*Dark Souls Boss Music*

Hector: w..w..what test

by Fricken Yeet April 20, 2021

tuna salad on sweet dark

It's actually exactly what it sounds like. A tuna salad sandwich on dark bread.

Can't wait to get one of those tuna salad on sweet dark sammiches today for lunch.

by BKYokes April 27, 2017

Dark Lord of the Friend Zone

An otherworldly pan dimensional being of such infinite prowess that they have mastered all known aspects of the metaphysical consciousness altering sexless void, known as the friend zone. He has shattered all pre conceived notions of barriers, limits and rational ability considering all relations, religions and retaliations concerning the female sex; or sex at all.

Dark Lord of the Friend Zone: Wanna go to Comic-Con?
Girl: OMG YES! Can we share a room, im strapped for cash
DL: Uh yea sure
Girl: If we share a bed, that can drive the price further down
DL: That sounds great!
Girl: OMG I cant wait to meet some hot nerds!

FRIEND ZONED

by ILOVEYOURYAN June 13, 2012

The tables have turned darkness

When you go for a side and charlie murphy comes at yo ass with a front and security must be called. When they arrive the tables have turned darkness.

The tables have turned darkness!

by Charlie murphy!! August 24, 2008

chef boy are you dark

What white people call black people that cook well.
derived from Chef boy-R-D

a girl in my office cooked fish in the picnic area and was nick named "chef boy are you dark".

by bheron July 10, 2006