Happy Stick

A euphemism for penis in reference to a porno in which a man tricks his younger step-sister that he is her pet bunny and that she should play with his "happy stick".

Sister: What's that?

Points to his penis
Man: Oh that's my happy stick it likes it when you touch it.

by Szboy May 28, 2015

Stick People

Stick People are really thin and usually short in stature. They almost always suffer from little man's syndrome. Stick People can either be male or female. Sometimes named Angela or Brandon. Most normal people don't get along with Stick People. Typically Stick People are over-bearing, loud, drunk or high on Extacy, and like to show up where they were clearly not invited and / or wanted, often over staying their worn out welcome. Stick people like to pop pills & call you at 2am needing a place to stay, more weed, alcohol, advice, money, etc.

"One of the Stick People crashed my BBQ yesterday, proceeded to get hammered, pop pills, smoked all my weed, made a HUGE scene & finally left at 8pm."

by Chuckie Beav February 24, 2010

naughty stick

That pole men like to jam into warm and exciting new places.

"She can play with my naughty stick any day."

by bellend chewer January 16, 2005

Zap stick

The sexual act of attaching jumper cable to one penis and electrocute their penis while having sex

Girl1: girl you know bob he put jumper cable on his dick while fucking his girl

Girl2: ahh you mean zap stick

by Luigilor November 26, 2010

nathan stick

a leg chair used for beating the shit out of drunk nathan to keep him from beating up others.

its time to break out the nathan stick!

by poiuytrewqasdf December 28, 2008

Shadow Stick

The cock of a black man.

dude, she sucked his shadow stick last night.

by Brian Beigas April 15, 2009

Sticky Stick

To use ones erect penis as the cone with which cotton candy is accumulated. The candy covered penis is then inserted swiftly into lover's mouth as to enjoy the sweet flavors of candy and man.

1.
"Yesterday, Theresa and I went to the fair. She got a mouthful of sticky stick!"

2.
"My roomate gave me a stick stick last week. I still have cotton candy all over my armpit."

by Rich Phees July 25, 2008