Grippy Sock Jail

A common online name for a mental hospitals, often due to the fact that you get socks with grips on the bottoms instead of shoes.
“I had to go to grippy sock jail after I told my therapist about my mental stats.”
by MossyMoss January 26, 2021
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hanging sock tits

Phrase used to describe a set of boobs so unattractive that they look like a pair of socks hanging from a clothesline. Hanging sock tits are mostly fat with little breast tissue. The complete opposite of a nice set of tits.
Brenda looks like she has hanging sock tits in that bikini top. Be prepared to vomit if you look at her.
by sciflyer.25 June 17, 2014
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Brown Sock

The act of pulling your anal canal out of your anus; thus creating a "brown sock". Or in other words, your ass is turned inside out so it is hanging out of your butthole.
"Oh my gosh! You rode that roller coaster so fast that you brown socked!"
by Mr. McQueef June 16, 2011
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Sock Jockey

1)A child that rides on the foot of a parent(usually their father) while the parent is wearing socks.

2)A person with a foot fetish that prefers their partner wear a sock whilst engaging in foot play.
1) AND they're off! Here comes little Johnny on dad's left foot, he's really bringing the heat tonight! This little sock jockey could win it all, if only he can keep his grip tight.

2)Matt is a total sock jockey... He told me he likes his girlfriend to give him foot jobs with knee-highs on.
by Lebeaux March 18, 2010
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sock head

a girl who wears a sock over there ponytail. its a look. i guess.
wow look at that sock head
by charley May 16, 2004
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Non-binary Sock

You* the "targeted being" that wises to become another person's piece of attire, being of which happens to be a sock. a lesser but creepier way of being one's "Crispy socks"
""I would like to be your Non-binary Sock and enjoy (our / my) fracturable

Life""
by SkiDiLy_WiGgLes May 27, 2021
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Sock monkey

A monkey that has a dangerous addiction to eating socks.
by AWESOMESAUCE January 19, 2013
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