dr simp

when Jake will do anything to get any girl (mostly harper) to love him but it never works out.

this also applies to gavin
Jakes profesional name is Dr Simp
by xbrxdy March 10, 2020
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SIMP Adi

A mega simp that simps for people with names as hannah and will literally sacrifice his friends for a girl.
A BIG simp
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cuckish simp

Walking penises who find it physiologically impossible to resist paying an exorbitant price for their internet crush's organic waste. Can be used interchangeably with simpish cuck.
Why would you pay $30 for Belle Delphine's excrement infused bath water you cuckish simp!? Be kinder to yourself!
by cultured_asian March 06, 2021
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Limp Simping

To be uncool or lonely. The opposite of Pimp Chimping.
“Did you see Isla today?”
Yeah dude, she was totally limp simping
by apple earphones November 28, 2020
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Semi-Simp

A Semi-Simp is a person who admires a friend over another friend or family member. Not for them to get into a relationship with them, but rather for friendship purposes, even if the friend is a weirdo or not worth the trouble. Some will shame others for doing something, but won't do so for the friend they are semi-simping for. If one was to shame the Semi-Simp for this action, or shame the Semi-Simp's friend, the Semi-Simp will get overly aggressive and defensive. They often neglect family and other friends just to be able to hang out with the friend. Semi-Simps will give said friend special permissions if they own a chatroom, and will let them moderate and ban whoever they want just so the Semi-Simp can feel appreciated by someone.
Bro, you cringe at the fact of me playing Fortnite, but your friend plays it aswell, and you don't say a word to him! You're a Semi-Simp.
by AreYouSrsBro May 21, 2020
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Aleks the Simp

Aleks is typically know for the most outrageous acts of emotions towards the female gender.
Look its Aleks the Simp , ope i mean Aleks the great
by TheSimpLord July 25, 2020
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Tree Simp

A tree simp is a tall male who goes around getting multiple girls numbers and fucking them when given the chance to do so. If you encounter a tree simp you should stay far away, because your heart can break do to one. So stay cautious of these types of simps!
My god, he is such a tree simp! Gross!
by Primrose_Mystery May 12, 2020
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