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simp withdrawal

When you haven't simped for a girl in a long time and it's making you go crazy. Symptoms include fast heartbeat, mood swings, and being frazzled for long periods of time
Jeremy: Which girl is Zach simping for now?
Anne: He actually said he's done with simping, but I know he won't be able to stop forever
Jeremy: Oh is that why he's been acting super discombobulated recently?
Anne: Yeah, I think he's going through simp withdrawal now
by pozitron24 June 16, 2021
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cuckish simp

Walking penises who find it physiologically impossible to resist paying an exorbitant price for their internet crush's organic waste. Can be used interchangeably with simpish cuck.
Why would you pay $30 for Belle Delphine's excrement infused bath water you cuckish simp!? Be kinder to yourself!
by cultured_asian March 6, 2021
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analiyah is a simp

Analiyah is a simp. Period. And analiyah if you see this. you're welcome
by jennagotkidnapped November 24, 2021
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Simp Post

Usually when someone posts something on social media being vulnerable about themselves. It reveals a soft spot about the person that is sappy or embarrasingly sweet. Can be used in a romantically, platonically, or for your family.
Person one: Did you see Jessica's post about her best friends all going to different colleges after graduation?
Person two: Yeah man, it was so long. What a simp post!
by andimak2639 March 17, 2020
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Vicky Simp

A form of leaf founded in the 1800's after Adolf Hitler's death. The leaf is sort of greasy looking and can have a very strange smell. The leaf can also be sticky to the touch. People now use this word to describe their friends, in other words calling them gross.
You're giving me Vicky Simp vibes today.
by Stan_antweebio May 5, 2021
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Tree Simp

A tree simp is a tall male who goes around getting multiple girls numbers and fucking them when given the chance to do so. If you encounter a tree simp you should stay far away, because your heart can break do to one. So stay cautious of these types of simps!
My god, he is such a tree simp! Gross!
by Primrose_Mystery May 12, 2020
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Harley the simp

These people are becoming more popular than ever they are usually are small and they are spreading like wild fire if you see one call the authorities
Harley the simp meaning small nonce
by Lewis the nonce 76 April 10, 2020
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