russian okomoko gambit

when you grip eachothers legs and proceed to give a facial to a dog

wanna do a russian okomoko gambit?
YES!

by JonathanHitchcock January 25, 2023

Russian Poop Oboe

When you shit on a dick, put only the head of the penis up your ass, and precede to fart all over the wiener and give a handjob.

“I gave Benny a Russian Poop Oboe!”

by AspergerKing420 November 5, 2021

Russian Row Boat

While having sex grabbing a woman's 2 braids and using them as oars as you enter and exit

YOOOOOOO TERY I MET THE HOT BROAD AT THE BAR AND I GAVE HER THE RUSSIAN ROW BOAT

by THELARGESTCHEESER March 17, 2022

russian pork mouth

when a russian man bites a ukrainian women in the ass

yooo I just preformed a russian pork mouth on my gf

by ArcistaniNationalist April 2, 2022

Russian Lawn Mower

A favorite method of torture used by the U.S.S.R in times of war to get confessions out of POWs, the common RLM is mistakenly enforced when a person receives head from a braceface while unshaven. The pubes then tangle into the “barbed wire” of the braces and then get torn out when the metal mouth pulls back. It is unfortunate for both, the receiving getting painful ingrown hairs while the perpetrator gets enough hair in their mouth to donate to “Locks For Love” to make wigs for cancer ridden children.

Victim:“OW! Ugh I’m still sore from last night!”
Random: “what do you mean?”
Victim: “Well, Caroline gave me QUITE a Russian lawn mower”
Random: “Oh I see... I hope this doesn’t worsen your male pattern baldness!”

by 6millionjews November 29, 2020

Russian time-bomb

A joint with the tip rolled into a point and put into a bong bowl piece. The bowl piece is then packed with weed around the joint to create more of a seal. It is called a Russian time-bomb because instead of water, vodka is being used in the bong. The joint is then lit and smoked down to the bottom. It then ignites the packed weed with the current burn, thus making it a Russian time bomb.

Two people smoking
Guy#1: Wanna smoke?
Guy#2: sure lets make a Russian time-bomb!

by Kakashi_hatake_ January 16, 2021

the russian cock exchange

When two Russian Men go to the middle of Moscow in broad daylight in the middle of the road cut there dicks off with a machete and hand it to each other, they then begin to fight and whoever can put the other ones dicks in there mouth first wins.

Vladimir: Sergei would you like to be apart of the Russian Cock Exchange?
Sergei: Vladimir, I thought you’d never ask.

by Thatplayer58 January 25, 2021