Robert

Your stereotypical white teenager
Really handsome white teenager though
Can be a racist sometimes but he just won’t say the n word sometimes
A bit gay and a bit retarded
That white man over there, that’s a Robert
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A Robert is usually the biggest topkek you can ever witness, despite the fact that he's a fucking bitch
My God, not that Robert guy again. He's gonna be the biggest fucktard again
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Robert is a stinky someone you meet once and you feel like you have finally experienced life. Silly i know but in the moment it feels like a warm breeze as you watch kids playing in the park holding his hand asking him what'd it'd be like to have your own. He's someone you could talk about endlessly, feeling like there's no good way to show him how much you love him. His eyes are like waking up on a warm morning, getting out of bed to freshly made pancakes covered in honey. Robert being something unexplainable to the heart , loving him without even trying. I hope i find my Robert in every other universe.
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Robert is the type of guy to just make you want to fucking off yourself.
Robert is dumb asfffffff.
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Robert is a massive warrior bred for war, and stands monument to the greatness of it
Person 1: Robert's getting deployed to Syria.
Person 2: Whoa?!? Robert? The war will be over by winter!
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A lot of people get this wrong about guys named Robert. Sure, they're smart and has the capacity to be funny, but they don try to show it. That's because they don't stand out in a crowd or try to do the most they can. Yes, they can be a heartstealer, but many are chronically bitchless with their horrible rizz and reserved personality.

I speak from experience, that not everybody named Robert is smart, kind, funny, or romantic. They're your run-of-the-mill guy who wants to get by in life, just like you and me.
There's no need for an example of Robert, I just gave you everything you need to know.
by pp123987 December 12, 2023
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