5 for a quickie

5 dollars for the hooker to give you a handjob

Stella works as a hooker and is asking a stranger for 5 for a quickie.

by Djfshdg it s Shakespeare September 18, 2022

The Thirst Quencher

When you get a friend and make them piss in a bottle and you choose a friend to chug the piss

Yo dude wanna try The Thirst Quencher shits gonna be fun

by Gynomorph shark August 14, 2023

seconds are quick!

A way to say 300,000 seconds (4 days) as a fractal.

ooh! seconds are quick!

by plato! April 21, 2024

What is the quickest way to the declaration of independence (my journal entries on the animemusicvideos website)

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Person 343: What is the quickest way to the declaration of independence (my journal entries on the animemusicvideos website)

by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 9, 2025

What About Quick Time Events

What About Quick Time Events

What About Quick Time Events

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 30, 2025

Too much quiche and excitement

When you’ve overdone it and thrown up.

Mum: Hi I’m here to pick Harry up

Akela: Harry’s not feeling well he’s thrown up
Mum: Oh no what’s the problem?
Akela: He’s okay, just had too much quiche and excitement

by bensontoast April 4, 2026

2+2 is 4 minus 1 thats 3 quick math

Genius math equation. Invented by the

mathematician big shaq.

Math teacher: 2+2 is 4 minus 1 thats 3 quick math.
Me: mom, are you ok?

by Papa günter January 7, 2018