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post post depression 

The anticipation and excitement of seeing somebody has responded to a post you birthed on social media, but after reading their response you are left sad and empty.
Honey what's wrong with you today, you seem out of it??

I'm sorry, I left a witty political post on the knitting forum and one lady called me a trumptard. Loretta says I have Post Post Depression and the only known cure is logging off cries...
post post depression by theway146 September 8, 2018

post voltage 

Absolute god and can spank WannaBeNuclear
post voltage by poiouoiuyjghgdsdhgsgh September 13, 2018

post-coitus-shavus 

A binding vow made between close mates, thou shall not shave until coitus-completus (the deed is done).

Usually conducted as a bet between mates on a dry spell. Can also be used as motivation for mates hung up on an ex to move on.
Someone - What’s with the dirty mo’s?

The boys (simultaneously)- “We are bound by the vow of Post-Coitus-Shavus”

Someone- Why doesn’t Johnny have one ?

Johnny- *smirks smuckishly*
post-coitus-shavus by tommystips December 17, 2019

post-coital remorse 

When you compromise either moral and/or aesthetic standards to get laid and regret your choices instantly after. Post coital remorse is the feeling that manifests itself as the voice in your head the very moment after experiencing an orgasm and expresses utter disappointment by speaking an inner dialog that can vary in severity from disgusted shame all the way to suicidal suggestion.
police say, "post-coital remorse, is believed to be the leading cause of suicide in Men who fuck fat hoes."
post-coital remorse by Lil2'high August 16, 2022

post blocked 

when you post something and someone immediately posts something else, usually in an attempt to cover your post and/or drown it but can be accidental.
"dude, i posted a photo of my dog and it got post blocked by a meme."
"they are so annoying, they better not post block me again."
post blocked by wowozy July 5, 2023

post nut clarity 

that feeling of disgust you get after busting a nut to futanari
jack: bro i shouldn't have downloaded all these futanari videos its disgusting what was i thinking
bob: post nut clarity is a bitch bro
post nut clarity by Franval October 16, 2023