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Jizz On Pizz

When a man orders a pizza and jizzes on the pizza for the female to eat
Man 1: "Hey mark, I might use the jizz on pizz technique tonight with Lisa"

Man 2: "Oh yeah, she will love that"
by BMXHaribo August 30, 2021
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Juicy Jizz July

You must drink your’s or someone else’s jizz once a day, in one gulp. Passing will let you move onto Anti Ass August.
Juicy Jizz July makes every man gay
by plshelpaaaaaaaaaaaa January 24, 2022
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jizz coffee

when men gather around in a circle and start masturbating around a mug with coffee in and cum in it and last one to ejaculate has to drink it
hey boys lets play jizz coffee.
by glizzy_gobbler June 27, 2022
mugGet the jizz coffeemug.

Paradise Jizz

If you ate pineapple all day to give her the paradise jizz later on her Pretty Face.
My favourite part of the day is when i receive the Paradise Jizz.
by Paradise Homie March 27, 2018
mugGet the Paradise Jizzmug.

Jizz in my socks

When someone touches you and you get turned on or when you watch something really sexual, like porn or a girl striping.
Friend 1: *touches your thigh*
You: ahhh, dont do that or I'll jizz in my socks.
mugGet the Jizz in my socksmug.

Jizz

To pee
by Am3r1c4nb0y February 18, 2021
mugGet the Jizzmug.

The Jizz Line

The name of the placement you are in when behind the barrier at a concert so that if a band member were to jizz in a straight line from the stage, it would hit you in the face. This can apply to the singer or the other guitarists.

It is a term to brag with about your position when obtaining a great barrier space.
"Omg the barrier, I'm right in the central Jizz Line!!"

"I didn't get The Jizz Line for Tom but I'm in DK's YAY!"

(on phone) "Yes I got here safely mom, and I'm in The Jizz Line!!!"

"Shall we queue for the concert and try to get The Jizz Line?"
by Tahariel July 4, 2012
mugGet the The Jizz Linemug.

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