Meat Pack

An accurately weighed high premium quality glass barbeque feast.

Bro! bro!, I found a Meat Pack under the couch! - crank up the bar-b, we's gunna get spent

by Professor Spendser October 16, 2008

Pinch Meat

Take a shit.

Gotta run and pinch meat. Right back.

by Eaton Holgoode October 24, 2018

meat-bag

A term used by a phsyco robot in Knights of the Old Republic for the X-Box, refering to human beings

"Shut your mouth, Meat-bag

by SmurfMP514 December 7, 2004

Meat spin

Meat spin is a common misconception of a gay porn site (which is not real) the real site is a website which gives money to charity for every website visit.

Charity web page read cross meat spin

by Dr. Kneegrow August 29, 2013

Meat beater

a person who masterbaits way to much.

yo Scott is a meat beater.

by Jon Simon December 15, 2002

Bingo Meat

Elderly people who could be theoretically found to be sexually appealing. Similar to a MILF, but much older.

"These younger girls just don't have that old school boom boom pow. I need to go down to the church and get me some Bingo Meat."

by the SassCrotch July 3, 2009

Splitting the meat

When a female spreads her vulva in a welcoming manner.

Cathy was splitting the meat and the many bishops around her were intrigued.

by BigJockKnew1688 April 13, 2010