Nevaeh Matthews is a CLOWN
by rat-atatatata September 16, 2020
Matthew Carvalho is the most attractive guy you will ever meet. He is charming, very nice and downright comical. He can get on your nerves sometimes, but he is the best guy in the whole entire world. He doesn't get angry a lot, but when he does get angry he whoops ass.
Matthew Carvalho once brought a knife to a gun fight, just to even the odds. He can speak English in Portuguese. He can kill two stones with one bird. Sharks have a week dedicated to him. He’s the only pork chop a vegan will put in their mouth. He once beat Chuck Norris in arm wrestling, with both arms tied behind his back.
by 69yoyo69 December 14, 2022
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Is a wanker and wanks everyday. he can't cum at all. he has never had a girlfriend before and has a 2 micrometer penis. you should never have Matthew Taylor as a boyfriend he will just wank off all day
by THE REAL JEFF BEZOS March 07, 2022
THE DOMNATOR
by Leo Jagger1 February 06, 2018
Jaxon Matthews has the most amazing hair
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