matthew

just an absolute bitch. the kid gets pissed whenever he loses at literally anything at all. professional giver and thinks about his bed often

damn quit being such a matthew and stay on playstation.

by bighotpastramimelt January 12, 2020

Matthew fagtard

A Matthew fagtard is a fat queer that u can usually find near ur local Walmart beating up the black race in the streets with his fat ass cheeks he’s usually catching those vicroys in basketball he has the best duo partner in on the block Lebron curry and he tends to hit those fat jigs behind the 3

Yo look at that Matthew fagtard he do be catching those vicroys tho and look at that fat jig rip he just took omg

by Randalltheheroinaddict January 13, 2020

Matthew Shields

A man with a chode

“Oh hey Matthew Shields”
“Sup, I got a chode”

by Didlofaggins January 17, 2020

Matthew

Lemme just start off by saying this man is hella sweet bro, I’d take a bullet for this guy, he might have a lisp and all but who cares, he be pulling bare shortys, he expresses himself in a different ways some ways may be hurtful but that’s just the way he expresses himself

Look at that Matthew over there. He's so handsome.

by sweetermanbro January 23, 2020

Matthew

A kid who's short, very slick at playing video games at night and never sleeps. To his homies, he is a great and reliable respectful friend. He is asian, brown eye, short hair, "popular" & is a trouble maker.

Yo Matt why you so short. (Matthew) whY yOu BuLLy mE?

by Memegof13838 January 27, 2020

Matthew

A fat ugly nasty cheating ass bitch ugly nasty rat that everyone hate he’s a player and he’s ugly

hes such a Matthew

by That bihh may January 30, 2020

Matthew

Verb. To anesthetize your genitals.

Dude 1: bro I Matthewed my dick last night!
Dude 2: bro why would you do something like that?!
Dude 1: I bought the condoms with the numbing lube by accident and I couldn’t feel my dick all night!

by DrDre868 March 27, 2020