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Matthew

Matthew is a fucking cunt. He does not like to be associated with women. He isn't funny and he likes to lie to be the better sounding guy.
Matthew can suck a weiner
by skibidicumshot69 February 19, 2025
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Matthew

Matthew is a terrorist who goes up to you and rapes you for no reason, he is very Gay and at the same time smart in Logic. If his smiling then your fine but if his smiling with an isis flag and a bomb vest then u better run for your life.
Tristan: Make sure to get a Bulletproof vest or a Bomb proof suit

Some Paki: Use Matthew for 9/11
by Laden911 October 17, 2019
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Matthew Terry

He Pulls all the bitches and is so good at everything he does.
by Orbs Wrld March 25, 2022
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Matthew Thorpe

He is a sexy mofo who pulls all the bitch around. He is handsome as hell, he has a huge cock and all the ladies are trying to hoop on it at party’s.
by Bella Trevor January 25, 2022
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Matthew

He knows more than he thinks, but is not as smart as he proclaims, ever the dramatizer, he likes to exaggerate which leads to inconsistencies in his stories. He is effortlessly handsome, but cute at the same time. And he tries to tell the truth, in the most innocent way possible. Always one for dad jokes and puns, he'll often leave you cringing to yourself, and sometimes his comebacks are on point. He has had an awkward social life, and broken the hearts of many friends and acquaintances. A gamer who never rages, a hiker who is lacking lungs for running, a musician who can't sing(but does so anyway), and a friend who won't leave you alone(both a pro and con).
Texting
Crush: YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE
*proceeds to jump off bridge*
Matthew: *into my arms*
Crush: Cringy ***** lmao
by Kyle_Walker13 December 1, 2021
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Matthew

A dumb ed kid thats a batty boy and like little kids
"Ew, its Matthew the batty man"
by big bad mon May 29, 2022
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Matthew Colpus

"Did you beat the final level?"
"Of course, I'm a Matthew Colpus"
by GooseWrangler May 5, 2018
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