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ultimate swag master

Someone who has mastered the ancient art of the swag. Swag masters must not be talked about by non-swagmasters. When you see a person with their pants sagging in the ultimate way, you know that you are dealing with no ordinary swag- it is probably an Ultimate Swag Master.
Kid- Look everyone!!!! It is an ultimate swag master!!!
Swag master- sit back down you lowly non- swagger.
by ultimateswagmaster July 24, 2016
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jedi master lupe

a kick ass neopet that has become a jedi master!
Kid 1: Hey I got my neopet gelert up to level 4 yesterday!

Kid 2: Oh really? My neopet's a jedi master lupe!
by mmmloops October 12, 2009
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Swag master 69

Someone who is the master of swag and have all of the swag
I have all the swag I am a swag master 69”
by anonymous September 5, 2021
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master quicky bate

Needs to cum but no partner so masterbate the quickest possible because you're running late for work
Tommy the peeping tom did master quicky bates before he get caught peeping at Grandma's room window
by Jemburat November 3, 2017
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Pokémon Master Challenge

You must yell out as many Pokemon as you can name during sex, but if you say the same one twice you have to pull out and repeat the phrase: “I wanna be the very best, like no one ever was” 3 times before continuing.
I think I got to 70 last night in my Pokémon Master Challenge before I came, but tonight I’m going through the Unova and Kanto region for sure.
by Spoodge McDuck December 29, 2020
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Jasmine Masters

a flats smelling drag queen who got famous for saying the phrase and i oops
Eww Jasmine Masters really like smelling flats ?
by stinkyflats69 November 22, 2019
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International Money Master

a thinly veiled reference to Jews. Popular in conspiracy theory circles. See Alex Jones and www.prisonplanet.com
The "International Money Masters" are behind the decline in the world economy.
by moonminer March 27, 2009
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