Mad koala disease

When you cannot do anything well or right. You just suck so bad your name is a disease in itself. You are your own strand of AIDS.

I was playing FIFA and I was doing so bad my teammates said I had mad koala disease.

by GermanVermin August 19, 2014

Mad Fap

Becoming so enraged by a situation that you have to vehemently punish your genitalia and proving that you are Master of the Universe

I just got done playing Gears of War with the bros, now I gotta go Mad Fap

by ScarlettHarlot January 29, 2016

mad chats

Extremely friendly conversation that results from both participants having taken ecstasy.

Me and Tim got on the pills last week and ended up having mad chats all night. He must have said "you're a good egg" like 15 times.

by J. Switch November 13, 2007

mad hydraulics

originated from watching matchbox cars slam into walls. conceived by leonard toy AKA meanrock

look at that pesto! mad hydraulics!

by Swampy February 15, 2003

Mad confusing

When your homie says no homo before saying some really gay shit

Homie 1: "yo no homo, but i would deffinitely like, fuck you dawg"
Homie 2: "yo man you acting mad confusing rn"

by Nibbaboi January 23, 2020

Milk-Madness

The feeling one gets after attempting to carefully pour milk into a cup and yet having milk uncontrollably dribble onto the counter, even after years of practice.

Anne: Wow, what's the matter with you this morning?

Bill: Oh nothing, its just that damn Milk-Madness again.

by Sleath October 01, 2009

mad scratch

A term that defines "drawings" or "sketches."

"Check out this blood's mad scratch, you know he gots to be trippin' with some strait up mad skillz."

by Matt May 19, 2006