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Z-Lowing

Taking your work laptop home with you, and then forgetting to bring it with you to work the following day. Requires you to turn around and go back home for retrieval, or request to check one out from the company IT department for the day.
I pulled a Z-low and will be 30 minutes late to work this morning.
Z-lowing has reduced employee productivity by 11% in the second quarter.
Every time a deadline comes up I always pull a Z-low...soooooo annoying!
Dude, what's a bigger bummer - lighting your hair on fire when blowing out birthday candles, or z-lowing?
by kali0055 August 20, 2013
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low-end

Any device that is barely capable of completing basic tasks. (web browsing, making calls, playing a video, playing music, etc.)
Dude #1: "Hey man, Those computers over there look awesome!"

Dude #2: "Wow, and they're pretty cheap too!"

Dude #3: "Dude, those are the low-end computers.
by allmar October 5, 2013
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Doing a Lowe

Securing the undivided love/attention of a girl (usually 8-10 out of 10) & doing absolutely nothing about it
Girl: I love you
Guy: I know

Girl: you should come back to mine
Guy: I will be only if we can talk about anything but sex
Girl: I love you

"Doing a Lowe"
by Smiler1988 October 7, 2013
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Hark Eek Low

The motto of all AP European History classes across the United States. Used to find fellow Euro scholars in large crowded areas. The phrase has its origins in Chaucer's Canterbury Tales, but anyone reading this definition should probably know that.
"How many poor souls in this school take AP Euro?"
"Just call out 'Hark Eek Low!' and listen for all the nerds that join in."
by UlrichZwingli October 13, 2011
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keeping the rent low

In real life, it's unsavory, dangerous, or disgusting actions done in urban rental property - be intentional or unintentional - to deter new tenants and force the landlord from increasing the rent (as no one would normally pay high rent for an unsafe or unkept property, and the existing tenants stay because of the lower price).

Online, it's a community's acts of exaggerated unpopular behavior as a way to gatekeep by attempting piss off and deter unwanted members and behaviors on purpose. Said behavior may not necessarily be how the community actually behaves.
Guy 1: Landlord's about to increase the rent

Guy 2: *plays porn on max volume* *discharges a pistol in the air* *pisses on the floor outside*

Guy 2: There, I'm keeping the rent low

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User: Hey Admin, the server's starting to get more Anti Shippers
Admin: Get me pics of incest ships, I'll plaster it in the announcements channel to keep the rent low
by TehAwesomestKitteh October 29, 2023
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Low IQ

“Your so stupid
“Because I have a low iq and I’m dumb as dog shit
by Abbs 🫶🏻 November 1, 2023
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Fly low

The opposite of the phrase "fly high" used when someone dies and you say fly high as in their in heaven now.
Man fuck yo mama that bitch gonna fly low, she prob looking up at us right now
by ofzx November 6, 2023
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