lemonade stand

When a man, while fucking one woman doggy style and has another woman sucking on his balls, pulls his dick out and pees on the first woman's back and allows the urine to drip down her back for the woman sucking his balls to taste.

Last night, I had Nicole and Denise over and we did the lemonade stand.

by S. Duong May 30, 2006

raspberry lemonade

While a person is upside down, another person urinates directly into their nostrils creating a pool of piss in each nasal cavity. The peer will then kick the victim in the nose, creating a spray of bloody piss. The blood/piss combination is referred to as bliss. Optional: a friend of the two may hold a cup or bucket underneath to catch the contents to later be consumed.

So Tina (my new g/f) is a little person (midget) and the other night I got her drunk of a single beer, flipped her upside down and fed her a raspberry lemonade. Later after I made her clean herself up and drink every drop of the bliss.

by stiffneckhardpeckpurplehead May 22, 2007

Lemon Diver

A guy that drinks the lemonade in a lemonparty.

Erez, Ranman and James were engaging in an intense lemon party. Erez was thirsty so he dived for lemons.

by Dom Fernandes April 14, 2004

lemon crack

When a guy cums in a girls ass and then urinates before pulling out. He adds a squirt or two of freshly squeezed lemon juice for added flavor and then allows it to harden for a day before removing it. The product is then broken up into small rocks and sold on the street for money and or sexual favors.

I needed some money, so I gave Jenny the Lemon Crack. We used the money to buy beer and porn.

by sonofbootycheeks October 23, 2008

Lemonade Sunglasses

The act of drinking straight cordial or sweet beverage syrup without mixers such as water for a desired effect upon the brain.

Also used as a cheap alternative to drugs such as amphetamines or alcohol.

Trent: "Lets go get some lemonade sunglasses"
Kev: "F#&k yeah"
Trent: "Drink that sh$t straight!"
Kev: "Yeah, {it} makes you loopy! It's cheap as!"

by Joanna Anthony March 1, 2009

Lemon Check

When a same sex couple (normally women) are booking a hotel for a weekend liason, a lemon check is the moment of the phone call where they check with the hotel that they are okay with practicing lesbians frequenting their establishment.

When booking a hotel for a lesbian liason please remember to use the "lemon check".

Janine - Can I please book a romantic room for two for two nights please?
Hotel - Yes that's fine.
Janine - Do you mind that we are both women?
Hotel - Are you both attracive or butch?
Janine - ....hangs up...

by Bradford Shopper December 3, 2009

lemon

A word that describes a person that is nerdy or lame. usually they are red headed, left handed, and have large heads. For a similar definition see nunan.

Bryce: wow, Cameron is such a lemon!

Kyle: I know. Look at him suckin it up on Call of duty.

Bryce: I bet even you, kyle, could beat that lemon in Modern Warfare 2!

Kyle: With one hand tied behind my back and a USP. 45

by Mr. Lesly Chow January 20, 2010