When CATFISH POLICE beat the shit out of you and then arrest you fucked up after you committed a sex offense or register as a sex offender.
After 22 year old Joe registered as a sex offender for fuckin a 14 year old. He went shopping at the mall and then when he came out he got Cat Jumped.
by Voorhee$ $avage March 31, 2018
When you jump up with 2 or more people grab onto their shoulders and sit down in mid-air and land sitting.
by Woundedfrog November 16, 2007
Can't stop curiosity jump, it became an addiction.
by wirest July 01, 2019
by Tuurtaaal Lover 92a October 05, 2016
That kind of dance where you aren't really ~dancing~ you're more of just jumping in place. This is commonly done in clubs as well as other kinds of parties.
person a: dude look that chick is dancing like crazy!
person b: nah, she's just jump dancing
person a: oh that makes more sense
person b: nah, she's just jump dancing
person a: oh that makes more sense
by MangoHtebazile October 07, 2021
by wiwit October 24, 2019
When several people are listening to someone tell a joke and one idiot decides he needs to laugh out loud before the punchline. We all have at least one friend we know that is notorious for jumping the joke.
Dude: ''Look at Tom with that huge dumbass smile on his face.
Guy: ''You know exactly what he's up to. He's jumping the joke in T minus 10.
Guy: ''You know exactly what he's up to. He's jumping the joke in T minus 10.
by Uggsly June 21, 2011