John Simm

An English stage and screen actor, probably most well known for playing the role of the Master on the long-running British sci-fi Doctor Who. Simm is currently 41 and married to actress Kate Magowan with a son and a daughter.

Person 1: John Simm is a great actor!
Person 2: Who's he?
Person 1: Have you ever seen Doctor Who? He was on there once.
Person 2: Ohh, so that's his name!

by Who's Who Whovian December 27, 2011

John Mayer

John Mayer is a small artist known for traumatizing a 19 year old girl when he was 32. The 19 year old girl just happened to be one of the biggest artists of our time, Taylor Swift. The term John Mayer is used to describe a male with tendency of grooming young girls.

“He likes that little girl, what a John Mayer”

by tayloswift May 12, 2023

John NC

John Nice Cock

Damn, is that John NC??

by Sphragistic February 1, 2022

John Shitcock

Signing your name on some ones back using, your penis as a pen and feces as ink.

After I was done bangin her ass I wrote my John Shitcock on her back.

by Daniel Riggs June 18, 2007

Big John

A hefty mofo with ginormous biceps that gets pud from all the ladies.

That guy is such a Big John, he got ass from ever girl in Texas last night.

by Pipi Longstockings April 30, 2008

dirty john

the act of pissing in a condom either during or after having sex

My roommate John was so drunk that he pissed in the condom while his girlfriend was riding his cock, he pulled a dirty john on her

by AtroxStryker April 4, 2008

John Travolting

Something so fucking revolting that no other word-name will do.

Guy 1 - "Did you see that 2 girls 1 cup video?! That shit was is revolting it's......it's......"

Guy 2 - ".....John Travolting?"

Guy 1 - "....almost Guy 1, almost"

by Regan1982 January 9, 2008