halo job

When a woman gives a blow job while her male partner plays some form of video game.

Dude the other day i got a halo job, while on xbox live. I totally pwned this one nub while i cam in my girlfriends mouth, best thursday ever

by fakename124816 May 17, 2010

Grape Job

When a girl or boy stuffs their mouth and nose with grapes, and proceeds to give head to someone while having grapes in their mouth and nose to stimulate the receiving party.

One can give themselves a Grape Job, this would require them to remove a rib though.

She's a freak! She wanted to give me a grape job

by cumguzler25 October 23, 2019

Hack Job

(NOT A HIT JOB, IDIOTS)

Poorly-done attempt at a task. Can also be a person who does these kinds of things.

Guy1: Hey why did I tell Kim to finish painting the walls, and they are still not fucking done, after 4 hours?
Girl1: You hired a hack job.

by rfsniper May 18, 2018

iPod job

A type of job that is repetitive, redundant, and takes no talent at all. most common example would be sign twirling.

"Dude my sign twirling work is a drag, the only plus is it's a total iPod job"

by Bl-McC May 16, 2009

Job Shopping

The act of going into every store you want to work in and asking for a job. Usually practiced by teenagers during vacation.

Bob: Hey want to come over later? I was thinking we could go to the mall and make fun of tourists, maybe buy some stuff.
Jim: Nah I gotta go job shopping before I can afford to go shopping anywhere else.

by aman13 August 1, 2010

job creation

The act of unzipping one's trousers or slacks.

Even in a slow economy, Clinton was willing to demonstrate his acumen at job creation, even for the unpaid position of White House Intern. His "tally" is surely more than the geckoesque sum total of Mitt Romney's employment strategies.

by Newt's shrunken Newt December 15, 2011

M job

When a female gives a male an Indian Rug Burn on his penis.

"Dude! Megan was giving me a hand job, and all of the sudden she slipped a quick M job on me. It has been burning for days!"

by r@nd0m September 14, 2012