Also known as Shawn Corey Carter: a rapper, a poet, a music genius, a billionaire and probably the wisest man on earth.
He happens to be married to one of the most beautiful women in the world.
He happens to be married to one of the most beautiful women in the world.
Person: JAY-Z said “you in the presence of a king, scratch that, you in the presence of a God” I wanna be like JAY-Z… a God
by THEQUITOWORLD November 22, 2021
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His hands are so greasy that shaking his hands would immediately give you type 2 diabetes. I would say he walks around assaulting girls but he's 8000 lbs so he can't walk. He masturbates several times a day and is proud of it. He tells girls that he masturbates daily in order to impress them. He threatens to kill himself whenever a girl denies him upon asking them out. He's probably made a food charity for himself. He argues by saying "because it is" or "because I am" and uses insults such as, "you're stupider than me" and "I am much smarter than you."
He gets into fistfights at school and ALWAYS loses, but goes on to tell everyone that he won despite the fact that people who watched the match can 100% confirm that he lost.
His hands are so greasy that shaking his hands would immediately give you type 2 diabetes. I would say he walks around assaulting girls but he's 8000 lbs so he can't walk. He masturbates several times a day and is proud of it. He tells girls that he masturbates daily in order to impress them. He threatens to kill himself whenever a girl denies him upon asking them out. He's probably made a food charity for himself. He argues by saying "because it is" or "because I am" and uses insults such as, "you're stupider than me" and "I am much smarter than you."
He gets into fistfights at school and ALWAYS loses, but goes on to tell everyone that he won despite the fact that people who watched the match can 100% confirm that he lost.
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When someone is “doing a jay” they are often lagging in real time with their thought process being back in the 1980’s. Unfortunately the only way to fix yourself from “doing a jay” is finding something sharp to jump on or if your close to a highway finding oncoming traffic to say hello to by walking towards it would be sufficient.
When someone is “doing a jay” they are often lagging in real time with their thought process being back in the 1980’s. Unfortunately the only way to fix yourself from “doing a jay” is finding something sharp to jump on or if your close to a highway finding oncoming traffic to say hello to by walking towards it would be sufficient.
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by Jaykilos September 28, 2018
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“You think you big like jay jay”
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