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Jacob

The most amazing person ever. He is so great, he is hot, smart, absolutely hilarious and the funniest person that you will ever meet. He is a great friend to anyone, he is very good with girls and can get whomever he wants. He is just an al-round amazing, great, humorous great guy.
Jacob is just lit 🔥
by 😂🤪🥵 March 19, 2020
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Jacobs Dad

A scary scary man who you must run from in the woods if you take his phone.
Jacobs Dad IS COMING RUN!!
by Thuglife123 May 21, 2018
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Jacob

An absolute NPC. Only speaks of Minecraft, Bendy's goon caves and Porn. They are losers. Their brothers should be ran be ran over by lorries and the corpses should be hid in the woods sending their parents into distress until they commit suicide. (Has a 75% chance of spawning with an extra Y chromo(Jacobs syndrome))
P1"Man that guys such a Jacob."
P2"Didn't his brother get ran over by a lorry?"
P1"Oh yeah his parents went insane and killed themselves cause he would only talk about Minecraft, Bendy's goon caves and Porn after his brother was never seen again."
P2"Womp womp, cry 'bout it"
by Jerad & Jermaine July 9, 2025
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Jacob Fish

A guy who will steal any girl and fuck them senseless, he loves games, and HAS A MASSIVE HORSE COCK.
Wow she is so lucky, she has a guy named jacob fish
by Jacky boi man October 5, 2020
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Jacob

Alex: Ugh!... Is that a Jacob
Him: I’m afraid so
by Rooney6969 October 7, 2020
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by Dave Roberto October 17, 2019
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Jacob

by Epiccoolawsomeguy123 May 3, 2023
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