cheezy nuts

the stinky crust that clings to the unwashed skin of the testicles
little boy! get your cheezy nuts over here and get into this bathtub NOW!
by csummersx November 14, 2004
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nut her

engaging in sexual relations with a female; most often a quickly-developing occasion occurring in singularity
Man, that girl was fine. You didn't bang her? Dammit, I would definitely nut her.

Maybe she's a whackjob, but I'd still nut her.
by J.T.-dizzy January 24, 2010
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Honkey nut

Argh! I trod on a fucken honkey nut!!
by rapunzabel November 20, 2018
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nut sludge

Nut sludge is the build up of jizz in the gonads, and must be gotten rid of as soon as possible.

Best to leave relatives out if it.
"I got nut sludge, Mommy," said Big Jimmy.

"Let me take care of that, honey," she said, dropping his pants, and putting her lips around his trouser python.
by scodder June 28, 2010
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Ghost Nut

Verb: When a man fakes an ejaculation so that he can stop having sex with a girl who cannot make him cum, or if he is too drunk. Hence the word "ghost", because the cum is no where to be found.
Dude,, that ish was so nasty, I just ghost nutt'd and bounced!
by JEstrada January 24, 2007
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A Lot of Nuts

I'd like a pound of nuts please.

Thats a lot of nuts!
by D. Perdsie July 31, 2006
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