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Calvonic Brain

NOUN

to have a brain as perverted and twisted as Andrew Calvo
considered to be an insult

term coined by Dan Aymat
guy 1: dude, would you rather have to bite your mothers ovaries out, with your bare teeth, or have a huge black cock shoved up your ass?

guy 2: dude, you have such a Calvonic Brain
by slushybear January 13, 2010
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Brain Diarrhea

A severely worse version of a brain fart. When you do or say something extremely stupid or forget something everyone and their mother knows.
Dude, when I was taking that test, I had a really bad brain diarrhea.
by Commander Jacob August 27, 2017
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Smooth-Brained

A person who could be very well-informed and high-functioning, possibly even quite intelligent in certain areas, but is an idiot nevertheless. Usually a smooth-brained person has never thoroughly examined their beliefs, is generally susceptible to ideology, and has enjoyed a relatively comfortable life free of struggle or adversity.

Smooth-brained can also describe an article, film, or any other piece of content that presents a view of the world that betrays the author's complete alienation from any of the material conditions that define most peoples' lives.

Can also be used as a noun, for example: smooth-brain.
Did you read the latest smooth-brained think piece about rising division in America?
Nah, I can't even read that both-sides bullshit.
by SBCP October 9, 2021
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brain slut

Someone who volunteers for research studies that mess with their brains (usually via psychoactive drugs) for some cash.
Danny signed up for 3 drug studies last week because he was broke, and went bat shit crazy...what a brain slut.
by clasw74 August 3, 2009
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fat-brained

noun - when you do something fat-fingered but the cause is entirely in the head and not, in fact, anything to do with the fingers.
Sorry I didn't mean to send you that email of myself, it was me being fat-brained.
by sauj October 30, 2014
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blonde for brains

Blonde for brains is a phrase used to describe a girl who fits into the ‘dumb blondestereotype. Basically just a basic rich girl with the memory of a goldfish.
Hey blonde for brains! You should stick your head in a washing machine! it’s GREAT for your skin!
by gaycandle7 April 30, 2020
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Lingo Brain

When one does not exceed the minimal IQ of an undeveloped brain hence is MORE "retarded" than a special ed kid
Lingo Brain was discovered in a game called "Garrys Mod" forever then this disease is not contagious but born with which is below the minimal IQ standards to take out the rubbish bin.
Also can occur to be attracted to any type of genders such as Males, transgenders, Loli, chicks with dicks and bisexuals.
*when your teammate on league of legends watches you die* omfg your such a lingo brain
by TheRealWiki.com February 21, 2021
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