Hipster

An introverted, often liberal, artistic indie and alternative music lover. Hipsters often know of bands and musicians well before their peers.A person who keeps to themselves but has their own opinions, a person who has an artistic eye, a person who is overall unique human being.And real hipsters NEVER admit they are.

Hipster- have you heard of the band _____
Average Joe- no! They sound weird ew
6 months later...
Average Joe- OMG have you heard _____ ?they're so cool I like discovered them!
Hipster- foolish little mainstreamer.

by Leigh Surrey July 20, 2013

Hipster

Design arseholes.

"Look at that hipster, he's such a design arsehole."

by _TryCatch June 9, 2014

Full Hipster

To act 100% hipster with no redeeming special quality.
Downey: "Everybody knows you never do a full hipster."

Stiller: "What do you mean?"

Downey: "Check it out. Dustin Hoffman, 'Rain Man,' look hipster, act hipster, not hipster. Count toothpicks to your cards. Autistic, sure. Not hipster. You know Tom Hanks, 'Forrest Gump.' Slow, yes. hipster, maybe. Braces on his legs. But he charmed the pants off Nixon and won a ping-pong competition. That ain't hipster. You went full hipster, man. Never go full hipster."

You just went full hipster at the coffee shop, "have you heard Kurt Vile's new album..." while adjusting you glasses...

by putzter March 17, 2014

gothic hipster

My freinds weird sister. Who is convinced that she is a Gothic hipster even tho that doesn't exist.

Claire- I'm a gothic hipster
Me- shut up you're not a gothic hipster that doesn't exist. You're just weird.

by 1900 July 19, 2017

Basic hipster

A young, cutting edge person with an alternate fashion sense and taste. They value their independent thinking wrapped around a counter-culture with progressive political views. They have an appreciation of art and indie-rock, creativity, intelligence, with a witty banter. also known as: Gentrifiers.

I'm looking to find a basic hipster club in the City tonight.

by CarizmaGuy August 22, 2017

Price Hipster

A silly name with no actual real genuine meaning. Anything called this is not legit and should be avoided.

I almost used Price Hipster, until I realised it was a total scam!

by Ozbargain August 9, 2022

Hippy Stain

The act of being a smelly fat person who no one enjoys being around also known as a cum stain

that guy is such a hippy stain

by weiner johnson February 9, 2009