1 definition by putzter
To act 100% hipster with no redeeming special quality.
Downey: "Everybody knows you never do a full hipster."
Stiller: "What do you mean?"
Downey: "Check it out. Dustin Hoffman, 'Rain Man,' look hipster, act hipster, not hipster. Count toothpicks to your cards. Autistic, sure. Not hipster. You know Tom Hanks, 'Forrest Gump.' Slow, yes. hipster, maybe. Braces on his legs. But he charmed the pants off Nixon and won a ping-pong competition. That ain't hipster. You went full hipster, man. Never go full hipster."
Downey: "Everybody knows you never do a full hipster."
Stiller: "What do you mean?"
Downey: "Check it out. Dustin Hoffman, 'Rain Man,' look hipster, act hipster, not hipster. Count toothpicks to your cards. Autistic, sure. Not hipster. You know Tom Hanks, 'Forrest Gump.' Slow, yes. hipster, maybe. Braces on his legs. But he charmed the pants off Nixon and won a ping-pong competition. That ain't hipster. You went full hipster, man. Never go full hipster."
You just went full hipster at the coffee shop, "have you heard Kurt Vile's new album..." while adjusting you glasses...
by putzter March 6, 2014