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Hand-cano

The act of male masterbation, in which the semen flows like goo out of the tip, thus making it appear as if a volcano erupted onto ones hand. Can also be used as an insult.
"Man, I was tugging one out last night when to my demise, it ended in a hand-cano!"

Insult: " Oh man that kid Tyler? He can go hand-cano himself he's a real bitch."
by DrTeabagPHD September 19, 2010
mugGet the Hand-canomug.

Three in the Hand

Poker game variant related to Omaha Hold'em, widespread in Hispanic groups and introduced to Anglo groups in Baja California, Southern California, Northern Mexico, Texas and Arizona.

Players receive four private cards, three of which must be combined with two of the five community cards on the board to form a poker hand . Hence the name "Three in the Hand"

By comparison Omaha or "Two in the Hand" as it in sometimes known in Hispanic communities uses just two of the four private cards to combine with three of the five community cards on the board to form a poker hand.

Betting occurs after the initial deal of four cards, after the three card flop, after the turn card and after the river card.

Like Omaha the game is often played with a high low split. Local rule variants may apply to to qualifying the low or allowing any low even pairs. Some groups require that you declare low, high or both by placing none, one or two chips in your hand at the showdown. If you declare both you must win both not just one.
Juan couldn't keep up we where switching between: Texas Hold'em, Omaha Hold'em, and Three in the Hand. He kept misreading his hand and tapped out early.

We play Omaha and "Two in the Hand", in "Two in the Hand" you have to declare like in "Three in the Hand" otherwise they are the same game.
by Mike the Monger October 21, 2009
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beatabitch hands

person 1 : damn u got big hands
person 2: yup beatabitch hands nigga
by fat skeleton man December 26, 2007
mugGet the beatabitch handsmug.

Call Hands

New Orleans slang meaning lets fight; bring it. It's close to the West Coast (California) expression-come see me.
by Cali<3 August 24, 2010
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loose hands

loose hands, is when cuddling or engaging in somewhat friendly and G-Rated contact and one of the people involved proceeds to try to feel you up
Man last night, I was with Brian and he had loose hands, when I was just trying to cuddle.
by mami slay May 30, 2016
mugGet the loose handsmug.

hand drawn

A drawing or image that was created completely by hand, usually excluding any art using bases. A hand drawn piece of art can be anything varying to small scribbles of your favorite flower to large masterpieces like the Mona Lisa.
"Is that a piece of your hand drawn art?"
by Stark&Damian June 24, 2016
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hands of a doctor

When you don't drop the football. Ever.

(Formerly, hands of a surgeon)
"We have to guard that big receiver on their team. He's got the hands of a doctor!"
by DrewFontaine December 20, 2008
mugGet the hands of a doctormug.

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