I just got here

What you say when you were waiting on a person for two hours.

"Hi, sorry I'm late."
"It's ok, I just got here."

by DevoDude April 1, 2021

shit got fired up

Similar to situation when shit hits the fan however structurally different. The outcome is not a shower of shit affecting everything nearby as in the first case, but a suddenly relaxed bottleneck behind a large amount of pressurised shit. This does not affect as many objects nearby but few heavily. (exchange "shit" with "issue" or "opportunity")

A: Where's John? Long time no see. B: He's gone. Shit got fired up.

by tomfx March 28, 2015

You just got Wilson'ed

When you're having sex with your partner while she's on her. You gather the blood on the palm of your right hand so you can slap her ass cheek and make a bloody Hi-5 Wilson face and scream you just got Wilson'ed.

You just got Wilson'ed! You ever given out a Wilson? My girlfriend ran to the shower after she got Wilson'ed last night.

by Topless Thug. Silky Johnson May 10, 2020

do you got a warrant

a phrase used in place of asking for consent.

when things begin escalating and you want to throw a curveball to slow things down.

Johnny: *reaches to grab Amanda’s ass*
Amanda: yoyoyo...do you got a warrant?

by ted mundy February 7, 2020

i got a new birthday

A life or death experience where you personally believe you should have died, basically given another life or a second chance at it.

"P1: Yo bro i got a new birthday last week
P2: What you talking about

P1: We crashed at 100mph, I could've been a goner"

by pippipedup December 29, 2020

i've got you a prezzie

I've Got You A Prezzie Is English Slag For "I've Got You A Present" Teenagers Are Normaly Associated With Sland But Adults and Younger Children Are Now Using It Too.

Its My Birthday Soon, my mum has not yet got me a present

Ohh Don't worry, I've got you a prezzie

by #neonRainbowAndUnicornsGirl May 25, 2014

I got my frags.

I got my frags(kills), Usually used in context of multiplayer FPS games. In games like Rainbow Six Siege or CS:GO, where there is same amount of people in your and enemy team. There is a funny analogy that If everyone gets one frag(kill), the team will win. And when the team looses, the person who got a kill be like "I got my frags".

I don't know why we lost that round, don't blame it on me, I got my frags.

by Potato__Ninja April 29, 2020