Fat-slap

The act of offering one's seat on public transport (most commonly the Subway) to a lady who appears to be pregnant but who is, as it turns out, just a bit fat.

John: Excuse me ma'am I see you are with child may I offer you my seat?

Natasha: What, bitch? Are you fat-slapping me!? I'm gonna beat yo' sorry ass!

John: Fuck off.

by J-Sox August 2, 2009

Fat abes

A person who wears a beard with no mustache like the amish and is heavy and or obese in stature . Much like a beard president abe lincoln wore

My coworker recently shaved his mustache and kept his beard giving him the appearence of a heavy set abe lincoln or a fat abes

by fire brick 2010 August 4, 2011

fat santa

attention seeking chubby child that mistakes CM's for inches, has serious issues with the truth and anyone dressed as Father Christmas, due to an unfortunate Jimmy Saville esq incident with Santa as a child

Fat santas are so boooring

by Baedit February 4, 2016

Fat Chested

When a female has boobs, not because there full and developed, but because she is fat.

Frank- My girlfriend has big boobs!

Mike- No she doesn't! They would be small, she's just Fat Chested!

Frank- ...

by Steve Traindriver August 12, 2010

fat cathy

Is a turd so big that it feels like your butthole is being stretched so wide like your crapping out a softball...or worse.

I ate way too much mexican food last night and now I feel a Fat Cathy coming out of me.

by df1186 September 19, 2016

fat chase

A chase who is excessively fat and supports women's rights.

He there b a fat chase.

by D o g e May 22, 2017

Fat Baked

Getting super loaded and eating until u feel sick and bloated. Victim may appear white baked with 3 inches of belly protruding from shirt, followed by pants unbuttoned and zipper partially down.

Man I got so "fat baked" last night that I pooped 3 times before it was even noon today.

by Joey Chris March 29, 2010