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fat piracy 

The act of act eating a huge amount of bad food at a cheap restaurant, then doing a runner before the bill arrives.
Hutnut: Merz inhaled half a dozen pizzas, a six-pack of brewskies and a big chunk of chocolate cake, and then hit the road like a shirker bandit.

Sharman: That's total fat piracy.
fat piracy by Ba(Ng) May 28, 2010
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Fat Rory 

A word used to describe a person who is fat which is given the name Rory, this word describes the type of person he is with regular sightings eating food.
Guy: That dude over there is such a Fat Rory.

Girl: Look at the size of him and that tower burger.
Fat Rory by Automatic <3 October 21, 2010

Fat-ademic 

A person that has allowed the sedentary lifestyle of a scholar to wreak havoc with their waistline.
Look at that fat-ademic shuffling towards us.
Fat-ademic by Red Trooper May 9, 2011

fat food 

Etymology: fat + fast food, from one of the common causes of obesity being overconsumption of fast food

Food typically consumed by a specific fat person that is the cause of their weight gain, whether it be fast food or not.
Two teenagers are hungry and want something to eat.

Fat boy: Hey, I'm hungry. Want to get something to eat?
Skinny boy: Sure. Let's go to Chipotle.
Fat boy: Nah, I'm in the mood for McDonald's.
Skinny boy: But you eat so much fat food!! Didn't you just say you were trying to lose weight a minute ago?
Fat boy: Yeah, but I eat McDonald's almost every day?
fat food by Thebuck093 November 20, 2011

Fat Jimmy'z

A group of fat lazy slobs who run a bar in Ontario Canada, where the cook, due to his bitterness over life, his failed career as a rock star and general flashbacks from his catholic schoolboy days, spits in your food if you order something he doesnt feel like cooking, or if you order when he's about to close the kitchen and go play air guiitar in his basement.
Can I have a new burger? I think there's extra sauce on this one, and I never ordered the spit sandwich. What is with this Fat Jimmy'z Place?
Fat Jimmy'z by Amadeus38 October 21, 2011

fat communication 

When two fat people , in the same location, use some type of mobile device to communicate as to not have to burn any calories moving to talk to the other person directly.
Example of fat communication between two fatties in the same house.

Fat husband on cell phone: Honey, can you bring me some ice cream out of the kitchen?

Fat wife: He'll no, get your fat ass up and get some yourself. I've got cookies!
fat communication by Mbiyt817 December 14, 2013