F*ck Joe Biden slang. Also dude who sleeps a lot. Touches hairy legs a ton, and smells little girls.
by So sus November 28, 2021
The greatest thing to ever happen to someone. Does whatever they can to make someone happy. Is always in the mood to help others and help bring someone up. They have beautiful eyes and a wonderful smile. Someone that you can be thankful for and always rely on. They are kind of a nerd, but it is what makes them so special. They are extremely smart but can be passive when upset. No matter how upset they get you can never stay upset at them cause they are so perfect.
Brandon is the love of my life.
by IloveB November 23, 2021
The ugliest nigga ever. THey weird asf and they always acting like they hard. Can't fight or hoop. All brandons are week especially from Ohio, Cali, iowa, Indiana, Florida
by Real Nigga face February 05, 2020
by Anti-Brandon February 04, 2020
by Skeet Skort July 21, 2019
Brandon is a very assured man. He portrays himself as confident, strong, and absolutely careless. He strives to be the type of person no one's met before. And he absolutely achieves that with his amazing humor and smarts. He is the funniest and wittiest person you'll ever meet. Still no matter how careless and goofy he seems, he works hard and won't stop until he's where he wanted to be. He's a very harsh but honest and loyal person. He will stick with you until he absolutely can't. Although he's so tough and intimidating, his heart softens for three people: his grandma, his significant other, and his future daughter. He believes he's the type of person to live alone, as he's been alone his entire life. He fears he doesn't know how to love and pushes himself away when he's scared he'll hurt you. He portrays himself as heartless, but he cares so much and he loves hard, he just doesn't know how to show it. Be patient with him. He's just a broken guy who doesn't know love. Wait and guide him through his anger and his stupid decisions, help him get where he needs to go and stick by his side. He's not someone worth losing. Be the one person to show him that he's not alone, show him real love. I love you asawa ko. Mahal kita sinta.
Person: hey who's that?
Person 2: that's Brandon, you should talk with him he's hilarious!
Person: he looks intimidating
Person 2: just trust me you wont regret it.
Person 2: that's Brandon, you should talk with him he's hilarious!
Person: he looks intimidating
Person 2: just trust me you wont regret it.
by Soni-chan May 25, 2024
by Jacobsons October 19, 2018